ahh 2006, the top of the pops, i remember it as if it were yesterday

I recall it was after Spank Rocks performace, me and my girls rendevued at a near by house party with spank and his crew. We were quite giddy: partially because it had came about so fast and b) we were young teenage girls experimenting with extacy.

It had commenced innocently enough I suppose, Spank performed an exclusive after party show and me and my ladies were shaking our tail feathers like one quickly forgotten Murphy Lee song, However it was Murphy's Law which was soon to take it's toll.

We began snorting our share of prescription pills with a credit card and a bus pass off the house owners toilet seat (yuk).

This was not something i had done before, I panicked and ran outsiddeeeee offffff theeeee hooouuusseeeeee........

I BEGAN HALLUCIATING! i felt as though each step my feet sunk into the pavement of the street as though it were sucking me in like quicksand, i screamed

IM DROWNINGG!!!!!!

Spank Rock came outside and offered me a ride home , reluctantly I got in the car, soon Ihis face started changing,,,I wanted out ofthe car but he just said NO! So in a fit of rage i grabbed the steering wheel which caused the car to swerve off the side of the road. Luckily we hit guard rail of some sort,

I remember him screamign and leaving me on the side of the road, I stood and looked down and seen two pieces of ply-wood, perhaps from the rail we'd just hit, one was longer than the other. I lifted them, and in a spur of the moment, chemically influenced decision, wore these two pieces on my back like a cross while hanging my arms over to support the wood.

Walking down this highway cars began to honk in disgust and shock, but soon one car pulled over and allowed me to get in the vehicle with them.

"Are you going to bring your cross?" he asked

"No I replied" and left it there on the roadside,

Once I ented the vehicle I noticed a christian airfreshner, bearing a psalm from the Bible on it, I slowly noticed many other little church/jesus related trinkets. I soon found out I'd been picked up by a mitionary whos mission it was to save those who are gods children.

Throughout our discussion I found that HE TOO WAS ATTENDING THE POP MONTREAL FESTIVAL. needless to say the strangest, embarassing and most scary night of my life. He dropped me off at my hotel and i did not sleep.

I enjoyed the rest of POP MONTREAL, however... :(

i was not very happy to find out later that I had gotten Herpes on the inside of my left nostril. I guess the toilet seat we'd used to snort our lines belonged to someone with the disease and well..you know

BUT...I am loyal the POPMONTREAL festival and would love to re-attend, just this time i will be a littlemore careful ;)