An effective remedy against conflicting notions of self-care that just positively
Melts them into lather! Will foam at any temperature with any liquid at hand (any salted water or the Bitter
Tears of Petra Von Can't Hack It AnyMORE will do)
This six-in-one cleanser/toner/sander/chaffer/plaster-applier/ego-self-destructor will
Shrink You Down To Size And Then Some!!! Packed with
Indestructible Micro-Beads–The Beauty World's Equivalent to Styrofoam!!!–
Your lame attempts at Self-Deprecation will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN!!!
Lose No Matter What, and smell minty-fresh; Peppermint Shower Gel.